The Bakelite Age

NOSTRADAMUS/I've been here before/Yes I know what it's like/And I just can't predict/Past a day and a night/I can turn on a dime/Please understand/That I would like to say/But a month is a year/And today is a day/Can you get me on the line/Nostradamus x3/Tell me, tell me/I don't know what to do/when you give the hard sell/And there's no give and take/It's just heaven or hell/I can turn on a dime/Coz I spent my whole life/With a wire up my hole/Turning me left and right/Just as blind as mole/Can you get me on the line/Nostradamus x3/Tell me, tell me/Yeah yeah yeah/Soothsayer.

NO SIZE/Now that we have learned how to laugh/Showed us just how to cry/Throw me a video bone/I'll monkey to the organ grind/So choose carefully which of the A-Team you are/Don't slip out of character/And always leave the door ajar/No size/Monkey to the organ grind x2/Electrical surrogate parent hugs/Keep me warm inside/Cast of all the internal slums/I do not want a place to hide/Coz the world knows how i am/And just how they are/We went shopping to the supermarket/And bought some dehydrated character/No size/Monkey to the organ grind x2

JONATHON 2/Come out comeout/And give me just a taste/Of causal reaction/And exorcise this place/Hit the surface/And swim up to the top/head above the/Primordial slop/I wanna speak to/Jonathon 2 x/It's an Emergency/The surface has been badly breached/ (repeat first verse) Ja Ja Ja Ja Jonathon 2/I wanna speak to/Jonathon 2 x 2

THE DEAD PLAY WELL/I've been tempted to try a million times/But with no convictions and only ancient crimes/I'm never gonna last and just check the lines/I'm outclassed/I'm outplayed/I'm alive/I'm right outside my weight/The dead play well/throw the towel/The dead play well x2/All the dead they all click like murders of crows/And the all seem to feel what the other knows/Just Ahab, the White Whale and there she blows, there she blows/I'm outclassed/I'm outplayed/I'm alive/I'm right outside my weight/The dead play well/Throw the towel/The dead play well x 2/ (repeat bridge) /Here he comes, here he comes, here comes walkin' down the street, here he comes/Ring the bell x4

CLOCKED OUT/You've got the wrong day/Clocked out yesterday/You've got the wrong day x 2

I=LC^2/Unwillingly i accelerate time/Feel it's momentum overtaking mine/No good chasing coz it drifts away/Now i'm racin' through one more day/Trying to embrace other dimensions/Disconnecting breaking connections/No use chasin' coz it drifts away/Now i'm racin' through another day/Through another day/Stop the compass/ fix it on the spot/Any bearing/ as long as it stops/It may be wishful thinkin'but i'm hoping in the future/Silt will settle leaving clear waters/and i'll compress myself in the boot of a matchbox car/ (repeat bridge) (chorus)

TRANSCENDENTAL ICE SKATES/On my skates i get along/Sometimes they look spot on/And other times they slide around/And they just look plain wrong/Transcendental ice skaetes, skates, skates x2/As i skate sideswiping christ/i can see the dead/White faced and cursing me/'til i fall on my head/Transcendental ice skates, skates, skates x 2/Say have ya seen my ice skates/i can't get off my knees/On second thoughts you can keep them/coz i'now into skis, please!! (chorus x 2)

NANTUCKET SLEIGH RIDE/I'm givin' to the whole wide world/A nantucket sleigh ride/I'm slowin' down i'm dragging around/A nantucket sleigh ride/Yeah, i'm an endangered species/Yeah, and i've strayed from the deep seas x 2/Downsize x 4/ (repeat first verse and bridge)/ (Downsize x 8)

THE DENIM AGE/Welcome to the denim age/Your with us or your not/This cloth stands for freedom man/And the melting pot/So if you don't don the gear/We're gonna take you out/Just like Whitney Houston said/We'll take it all down to the streets/A sea of faded blue/So don't you wear a single thread/If it's not faded blue/So if you don't don the gear/We're gonna take you out/Just like Whitney houston said/It's the new cultural revolution/Comin' to your place/We just need a chairmen now/And we'll cleanse this place/DENIM AGE!!

SILVERBACK/Don't be cruel i'm not the alpha male i can bang my chest/But i just can't wag my tail/The Silverback, is wearing the track for everyone/The Silverback, well he's got the knack, he's mankind's son/Don't judge me coz i'm pig pheromone free, i can still provide/Though i'm not hung to my knees/The Silverback, is wearing the track for everyone/The Silverback, well he's got the knack, he's mankind's son x 2 /I'll eat more meat, cut the veg and fruit and work my chest/And i'll get a nice tight glute/ (chorus x 2)

VOODOO FLUX/Come on i'm rockin' the place, i'm willin' myself on you/Fat beats you can't repel, makin' ya wanna screw/Red hot branding ya brain, massage along your Id/Just when it's in the bag, look what i went and did/I tripped ruined the buzz everything was in place/I will salvage the glow looking from face to face/Just like a cold piece of toast i'm gonna dominate/Get back under my spell/So Shake rattle and roll, my oven mits grab your soul/You don't have any choice, your on remote control/Burn in my atmosphere, you can't avoid Issac's Law/Just when it's in the bag, i back into a hole/ (repeat chorus)/Get back under my spell x 2/Come on i'm rockin' the place/He's rockin' the place x4

PHYSICS AND WINE/He sits there pointing and whispers uh-huh/My ears are covered in blisters uh-huh/But the thing that makes it frustrating/The tales he's telling well they're sometimes fact/That slip through the cracks/Well i don't listen much these days when he tells/Out of favour hides deep in my lapels/But just like an old humming heater he lulls/But the thing that makes it frustrating/The tales he's tellin' well they're sometimes fact/That slip through the cracks/Physics and wine/Hey, it's just physics and wine/But the thing that makes it frustrating/The tales he's telling well they're sometimes fact/That slip through the cracks

ATOMOVA/Screaming for rehydration x2/Scattered to the wind/I can feel creation/Ahhhh Ahhhh Ahhhh scattered/Feelin' the supernova x 2/Contains all the world/In an Atomova/Vacuum me into something tight/Then just add some water and watch the laser light/Burn an Amoeba's eye/But there just isn't any/Cure for this disease/So i'd better cause some damage/Right now/ (repeat first verse and bridge) / (chorus)

FUZZBUG/Tell you it's a theory to keep inside/I'm you best friend and i will not lie/When You raise you fist in the air and curse/You take an awful risk from above and earth/All that you get are well gnawed bones/Talkin' 'bout the Fuzzbug, Fuzzbug/Put up your hand walk around the cones/Talkin' 'bout the Fuzzbug, Fuzzbug/Maybe you should take to a side one day/Reaping all the benefits of mana or clay/'Cause according to all the things you said/He won't let you live but your not better off dead/ (repeat chorus) Tell you it's a theory to keep inside/I'm your best friend and i will not lie/I will not lie/(repeat chorus)

BACK TO EL DORADO/Shining halls of golden/A calender that told 'em/There was a date a comin' soon/Planets all in a row/Waitin' since the git go/Signalling a stasis soon, soon/Perfection with her arms wide/Frozen like a cake bride/Your gonna be in her embrace/It's just like they told 'em/It's just like they sold 'em there's gonna be a finish line/Just don the sneakers and the right trousers/Take a number and get in line/Forget evolution/Here's the solution/Cross yourself check your hairline/It's overgrown with jungle/Foundations have all crumbled/Even if i wanted/The pathways gone and there's no going back/Then it dawned as you went to the back/A secret door opened up on the back/No goin back, to el dorado/Please don't say it's right/Please please please don't say it's right/Stephan Hawking's the Anti-christ/ (repeat chorus)/ (Repeat first verse)/ (repeat bridge)/No goin' back/No no no goin' back/Yeahhhhh